I SLEPT THROUGH WHAT?!

I SLEPT WITH THE BLOGGER COMMUNITY

2010-06-21T15:21:00.000-07:00

THATS IT. I'M TIRED OF THE CONTENT WARNING BS ON MY BLOG. I'VE JUMPED SHIP TO TUMBLR-------> http://isleptthroughwhat.tumblr.com

BEFORE YOU SLEEP THROUGH YOUR HOLIDAY WEEKEND.....

2010-05-28T08:11:00.000-07:00

REMEMBER OUR FALLEN, TIRED, LAZY HEROES.

photo credit @ jessewill

I SLEPT THROUGH WHO CARES

2010-05-25T16:46:00.000-07:00

Hey sorry I've been super bad about posting lately , but I've been busy moving in with my cool girlfriend that likes to talk to her dog on the phone. Kev actually helped me move too, no joke. And HE DID take a 3 hour nap after we were done. I'll be back with a vengeance after Memorial Day.

I SLEPT THROUGH A THREESOME

2010-05-19T13:41:00.000-07:00

A TYPICAL MALE FANTASY, BUT PRETTY TAME FOR KEV'S DARK & TWISTED STANDARDS.

NOW WE'RE TALKING!!!!!!!!! TASTE THE RAINBOW, BITCHES!

I SLEPT THROUGH CURRENT EVENTS

2010-05-17T10:47:00.001-07:00

A REGULAR CONTRIBUTOR COMES THRU IN THE CLUTCH WITH A SOLUTION TO THE OIL SPILL. THIS ALSO WOULD HELP COVER UP KEV'S UNSIGHTLY PIT STAINS. WIN- WIN!!!

photo credit @liam morrison

PARDON THE INTERRUPTION IN YOUR BIRTH CANAL

2010-05-13T10:36:00.000-07:00

I COULD NEVER ABORT LIL PRECIOUS KEV.

I SLEPT THRU SPECIAL ED....

2010-05-12T09:23:00.000-07:00

AKA I slept through every shitty Cameron Crowe film ever.

D'YOU KNOW THE HUMAN HEAD WEIGHS 8 POUNDS?
D'YOU KNOW THAT BEES AND DOGS CAN SMELL FEAR?
D'YOU KNOW MY NEIGHBOR HAS 3 RABBITS?
D'YOU KNOW THAT I'VE BEEN DOING THIS RETARDED BLOG FOR ALMOST 3 MONTHS?

BIG UPS TO JESSE WILL, 'THE DANIEL JOHNSTON OF PHOTOSHOP,' FOR THIS OUTSIDER ARTIST MASTERPIECE.

I SLEPT THRU A VISIT FROM THE WEED GOBLIN????

2010-05-11T08:34:00.000-07:00

YO LEPRECHAUN! THIS SHIT IS CASHED. WE SMOKED ALL OF KEV'S STASH ALREADY.....WHAT WE GONNA DO NOW?????

WE ROLL A FAT JAMMY OF THAT STICKY ICKY HEAVY KEVVY!!!!!!

I SLEPT THROUGH PUBERTY

2010-05-07T12:36:00.000-07:00

NOT MANY PEOPLE KNOW THAT KEV HAD TO SHARE A ROOM WITH HIS BROTHER GROWING UP.

I SLEPT THRU A BOMB THREAT.

2010-05-06T10:08:00.000-07:00

KEV PUTS THE SQUARE IN TIME SQUARE.

EXACT OPPOSITE OF 'CATCH ME IF YOU CAN.'

photo credit @steve nebesney

Dormí a través de qué?

2010-05-05T11:31:00.000-07:00

SUPER SECRET HORRIBLE DOUBLE LIFE

2010-05-04T07:52:00.000-07:00

ONE MORNING KEV CAME UP WITH THE ULTIMATE DISGUISE....

FIRST STOP- BREAKFAST AND AN OPPORTUNITY TO MAKE SOME NEW *FRIENDS*....

UNFORTUNATELY KEV *FOLLOWED* THE WRONGS KIDS HOME....

UNDETERRED, KEV HITCHED A RIDE OVER TO THE BOOK STORE FOR SOME QUALITY LITERATURE....

TOTAL BONUS! HE FOUND HIS FAVORITE STORE ACROSS THE PARKING LOT....

AND GOT INVITED TO A KILLER PARTY....

STILL HAD TIME FOR LAST CALL AT UNION POOL!

I SLEPT THOUGH.....BIRTH. (UGH)

2010-05-03T12:30:00.000-07:00

I ALWAYS KNEW KEV WAS PACKING A BABY LEG DOWN THERE.

THANK YOU SANDY FOR SUBMITTING THE GROSSEST ONE YET. GONNA GO BLEACH OUT MY EYES NOW.

(photo credit @sandymiranda)

MECCA LECCA HIGHHHHHHH

2010-04-30T10:12:00.000-07:00

ITS COOL KEV. ALLAH IS PRETTY LAX ABOUT THE WHOLE NARCOLEPSY THING.

I SLEPT THROUGH PIZZA PARTY

2010-04-29T09:41:00.000-07:00

IF U WERE EVER CURIOUS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE IN THE EVR STUDIO DURING PIZZA PARTY featuring Max & Kev. Every Thursday from 4-6pm! www.eastvillageradio.com

I SLEPT THROUGH MY TEE TIME

2010-04-28T09:18:00.000-07:00

KEV's been seriously bugging me to design an 'I SLEPT THRU WHAT?' shirt. AS IF I don't have enough to do already. Why don't you take 2 hours off from Facebook stalking girls all day and do it yourself, Kev.

(photo credit @steve nebesney)

TASTELESS KITTY CAT PUNS

2010-04-27T11:59:00.000-07:00

EVER SINCE THIS BLOG STARTED KEV HAS BEEN GETTING MAD PUSSY.

BURBERRY RAVE

2010-04-26T08:44:00.000-07:00

KEV U ASSHOLE. YOU PROMISED ME YOUR +1 TO THE ALL AGES OUTDOOR BURBERRY RAVE. THANKS FOR NOTHING YA DICK.

READER'S SUBMISSION HOLD

2010-04-23T10:37:00.000-07:00

Friends & fans of Kevin have been coming outta the woodwork with noteworthy sightings of our favorite napper. I'm gonna provide the snide commentary.

Kev slept through the boring parts of Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

(photo credit @jesse will)

(photo credit @jesse will)

Oh weird you'd think Kev would stay awake to hang out with his favorite band in the world?

photo credit @ josh feldman
AS IF the Tom Selleck Sandwich Waterfall blog wasn't funny enough as is?

photo credit @joevonamos

If u ask me, Kev's more of a small fish in a big pond kind of guy.

photo credit @noahvonamos

NIGHTHAWKS meets CHICKENHAWK

(photo credit @jesse will)

The worst smelling bed of all time.......

photo credit @ J. Penry

The laziest, most unsanitary Keebler Elf ever.

photo credit @nick lorden

God trying to unload Kevin on some poor sap.

photo credit @mark savoia

CALL THE CORONER :(

photo credit @noahvonamos

WHILE KEV WAS SLEEPING

2010-04-20T13:40:00.000-07:00

I'm OUTTA TOWN THIS WEEK. But I'll try to post some reader submissions when I find a moment.

(photo cred @steve nebesney)

KEV IS TOTALLY CHILLIN'

2010-04-15T10:12:00.001-07:00

TUNE IN TODAY at 4pm or check the archives ----> here

KEVANU REEVES

2010-04-14T19:14:00.000-07:00

EXCELLENT

BOGUS

PINK WIZARD OF KEV

2010-04-14T08:42:00.000-07:00

Kev was your regular dork/narc in middle school. Believe it or not he actually wrote 3 separate, random papers on his hatred of drugs, colorized old movies, and classic rock.

BUT IT ALL CHANGED IN HIGH SCHOOL WHEN SOME GENIUS COMBINED THE THREE!!!!!

(photo cred @steve nebesney)

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT GUYS WHO ARE GAGA FOR JUDY GARLAND ;)

(photo cred @steve nebesney)

KEV PEAKS

2010-04-13T16:24:00.000-07:00

Kev doesn't get any Twin Peaks references, but I know for a fact he has a plastic wrap fetish.

(photo cedit @noahvonamos)

RECORD STORE DAY

2010-04-12T13:03:00.000-07:00

I first met Kevin working at a record store in SoHo about 9 years ago. Back then he only liked UK indie bands and The Strokes. He sure as shit slept on some classic American punk/hc music.

(all photo credits @nick lorden)

SUNDAY PICNIC

2010-04-11T10:41:00.000-07:00

WILL KEV EVER LEARN?

(photo credit @reedism)

THANK GOD I SLEPT THRU THAT

2010-04-09T10:52:00.000-07:00

Keep dreaming Kev. You don't wanna wake up right now.

WORSHIP KEV

2010-04-08T09:37:00.000-07:00

SINCE THE DAWN OF MAN KEV HAS ALWAYS BEEN NAPPING NEXT TO GREATNESS.

(photo cred @noahvonamos)

(photo cred @steve nebesney)

MUSTACHE RIDES

2010-04-07T08:42:00.000-07:00

KEV IS MY NEW FAVOURITE CELEBRITY MUSTACHE

KEV PAD

2010-04-06T08:38:00.000-07:00

Kev made headlines for dozing off on stage during Steve Job's introduction of the IPAD.

(photo credit @jessewill)

I guess Mr Jobs was impressed by his audacity cos now he's the star of their ad campaign.

(photo credit @reedism)

OPENING GAY

2010-04-05T11:27:00.000-07:00

FYI KEVIN IS A BASEBALL FANATIC.

(photo credit @jessewill)

(photo credit @jessewill)

HAPPY EASTER

2010-04-04T07:52:00.000-07:00

KEEPING UP WITH KEV

2010-04-02T12:14:00.000-07:00

KEV AND KIM KARDASHIAN IS THE DYNAMIC SYNERGY THIS BLOG NEEDS.

NOSTALGIA

2010-04-01T10:11:00.000-07:00

Kev yearns for the high school glory days. Playing beer pong on a cliff and watching drunk girls lez out.

BOGUS JOURNEY

2010-03-31T14:45:00.000-07:00

KEV TOOK A TRIP IN THE HOT TUB TIME MACHINE.....

(photo credit @liam morrison)

(photo credit @noahvonamos)

UNFORTUNATELY HE LANDED 25 YEARS LATER NEXT TO HIS FUTURE SELF :(

TOOTH HURTY

2010-03-31T11:25:00.000-07:00

Kev's favorite jokes revolve around dentist appointments.

(photo credit @noahvonamos)

BURNING KEV

2010-03-30T11:56:00.000-07:00

Kev totally got his uppers and downers mixed up at Burning man this year and had a bummer of a time.

(photo credit @mini boners)

Luckily he met some like-minded individuals camping outside of Bonnaroo.

BREAKFAST IN BED

2010-03-30T09:39:00.000-07:00

ATTENTION LADIES...Kev loves making breakfast in bed. Hope you like your eggs hairy.

SCREW WALDO

2010-03-29T15:54:00.000-07:00

Kev's gone missing before but no one's ever looked too hard for him.

(photo credit @noahvonamos)

AWKWARD BLOGGER PHOTOS

2010-03-29T14:02:00.000-07:00

Kev wants to be an internet celebrity. I told him he's trying too hard.

FACEBOOK STALKING

2010-03-26T13:58:00.000-07:00

KEVIN FINALLY MET THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE ON THE INTERNET.

I hope it lasts longer than his usual one night stands.

(photo credit @liam morrison)

THE BLINDSIDE

2010-03-26T12:15:00.000-07:00

LITTLE KNOWN FACT - Kev got between Sandra Bullock and Jesse James waaaay before that Michelle Bombshell hussy.

(photo credit @stoopzpoomz)

OUIJA ARE U WITH MEEEEEE?

2010-03-26T09:42:00.001-07:00

Sometimes Kev gets all spooky on me. Claims he has visions that he was an important person in another life. I tell him to shut the fuck up.

DOWNWARD SPIRAL

2010-03-25T08:55:00.000-07:00

Sometimes Kev drinks himself into oblivion and all his friends are forced to ditch him.

So of course no one ever believes his bullshit stories about where he woke up.

AFTER SCHOOL SPECIAL

2010-03-24T11:06:00.001-07:00

After a long day at daycare center, Kev and his buddy get the post-sugar rush blues and have to crash big time.

But then big sis gets home from middle school and ruins everything.

LOST

2010-03-24T07:40:00.000-07:00

Kev haaaaates that show LOST. He claims its unrealistic and boring.

COMPUTER SKILLS

2010-03-22T18:27:00.001-07:00

Kev promised me he'd help out with this blog. He's not the most reliable dude.

WHERE IT ALL BEGAN.....

2010-03-22T09:54:00.001-07:00

One nite Kevin passed out on the floor by the front door....

Unfortunately his feet stunk real bad so his pal Noah dragged him outside and let the raccoons deal with him.

Don't feel bad for Kev. He was having awesome dreams.